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29 May 2006

youth for equality

first, the most important thing. i have done nothing about this reservation thing except for criticizing and abusing the government. i am hoping and planning and wishing that i could make it to atleast 1 protest rally. next weekend, maybe...

but before that i am putting the link for youth for equality website on my blog. if you support the cause, copy and paste the link in to your blog and urge your visitors to do the same. and also join the website and go through the contents.




now some usual no-use but interesting [alongwith possible nudity ;)] blogging... :D

saturday night i had this dream. i get an email from some girl who says that she is apparently a fan of mine. i mean because of my huge writing skills [hey i aint self-bragging, she wrote that] and she wants to meet me and fast. so i said ok, let's meet somewhere where i can give her an autograph and a couple of tips too. she said ok and before i could say anything further she asked me to meet her at the tea shop in sec 37 in 30 minutes. so, surprised [too] i went to the tea shop where as she said she was present, in a t-shirt which had my initials printed on both of her front-pockets. kind of embarrassed, i asked her which ice-tea would she prefer, to which she replied that she would love to have some writing tips at her home and server me better; ice-tea. i couldn't believe that - after all tea-shop makes the best ice-tea. so i 'had' to go [you know]. so, i went along. her home was nearby and not-surprisingly she was alone. so she said she would bring along the cubes while i sharpen my pen. now i started wondering whether she wanted just writing tips...

after that i really don't remember what happened although i had had atleast 3 stare-at-the-wall-while-rewind-that-priceless-dream-in-mind sessions :(

can anyone help me with the rewind? :D

24 May 2006

my favorites :D

after much initiation by a dear fellow blogger friend, i am much tempted to write about the kind of girl that i should be happy to have :D [very interesting topic i must say ;)]

so i would like to take this opportunity in describing from which all people should she borrow the characteristics:-

alice - 1 word - mast! ;)

keshi - i haven't really have understood till now if she is sri lankan, indian or an australian [that ricky ponting isq "mate", remember] or a total blonde. but she is hot, writes totally stupid posts and gets huge hits. simply irresistible. :D

casablanca - she's got taste. the only problem is that she is sometimes unnecessarily proper. and this thing puts me off, generally, but she somehow has some magic. very charming. but i generally don't ever give her much chance to win :p

khizzy - she's one of those crowd which should have remained in India after '47 of all that is here. i won't mind trading all of them for her ;)

cow - married, alas! :( :p love this one cuz she loves delhi too. can you sense some similarities, people ;)

there are a lot others who are not on the blogging circuit and few those who are on blogging circuit but not under my influence ;) who are part of this this list…

anyways, regarding the physical appearances, i would beseech those listed above to please send in their stats so that i can select from the best of each :p

and at last, thanks all of your for being in my blogging dreams ;)

22 May 2006

some are like them

i was having these bhindi today in lunch and was alone so no body to talk to, just nibbling alone. so i went back to the favorite pastime. now you all don't fight to do the guess work because no one is getting any brownie points to tell me that the favorite pastime is analysing them :D what's there to get surprised in that? everybody does that, including you. so the point is that i was analysing how are they. i guess...

some look so frail that you don't want to even touch them, they seem so vitiable that you don't even want to have them. overnice, i don't know if that would be a correct term.

some are beautiful but not sexy. they are petite and all that but they don't have that dirt about them which make them irresistible.

some are sexy and hot with huge stacks and all that along with all the stupendous assets but don't seem hygenic or don't give you too comfortable a feel when you imagine having cornetto with them

some are beautiful from a 35 degrees angle and sexpot from an 180 degrees angle but don't return your smile from any angle

then there are some
other kinds, but i am bored now to write anything more.

19 May 2006

focus is important

i am really very pissed off with this reservation thing going.

these bloody people are trying to erode those mere 1000 seats and screwing the deserving 50% cream of our country into dirt when they should be thinking about those 50 or 100 million who do not get any chance to even get the primary education.

but hell, they wouldn't get footage out of facilitating education at primary level to those in remote villages of orissa but yes they would get huge limelight if they they try to instate someone who can't differentiate between a kite and a spacecraft as future rocket-scientist [incase if he ever manages to clear the exams]. i am pissed off. i am going to cast my vote next time no matter how long is the queue. i feel i am also responsible somewhere for this all. bloody hell.







i feel sex would be somewhat like photography. the more you focus, be patient the better the results would be ;)

what does your experience say?

17 May 2006

updates

there were some tits :D and bits of information on my mind that i would like to share with all dear you's

but before that i would like to share with you part of a joke that i got today as a forward:-

mallika sherawat's patriotic song - ab tumahre hawale badan sathiyo :D

so now :-

1. i am not at all happy with this reservation thing. 50 %ers in AIIMS. but i guess that would be kind of helpful to the country. the mortality rate would go up thus we won't need to import grains and save $$$.
2. i am stunned by the size of boobs of this female in this neighboring office. she isn't more than 5'2" and has nothing less than 38. flat belly and petite bottoms and even looks better than average. i wonder from how many poor females must God have discounted the muscles to give to this one. just too much. today the office looks a happy place :D
3. i am really very unhappy with the account of these tourist's visit to delhi. very sad. but i guess that is why india is called mysterious. you never know when will you be not conned ;)

15 May 2006

i am back :D

hey guys and dear girls :D

thanks you all for missing me. infact i am touched [i mean philosophically :D though i would have preferred otherwise ;)]

we had a plan for dharamshala but we [i and prashant] went to mcleodganj instead. the place has interesting demographic stats. by the approximating looks, there are around 60% chinkis [apparently tibet refugees], 25% [12.5% hot - those females, i mean] firangs [great percentage to rejoice about ;)] and 10% himachalis and remaining home tourists.

so we trekked to triyun, which is a flat top of a small mountain and very beautiful. we were suggested to take a couple of girls and a beer along... ohhh, i mean a couple of beer and a girl along. but extending the legacy of everalone indians dudes we were with only a couple of real fruit juices along.

so that was how it was. a very nice place to chill out and relax. sitting in the balcony of the hotel, you can either admire the beauty strolling on the road ;) or majestically standing up above any human settlements. i did both :D

very nice trip. equally disappointing photographs from my camera. so most probably i won't put any up.

it was nice.

09 May 2006

same old crap

i have always said and believed that expectations are useless. well, not always, but for say around an year maybe.

you keep on expecting and you start behaving like you own the expectations when you don't even know what do you expect. or what is the extent of your expectations.

there is no point time and again repeating the same crap. just keep doing your stuff. don't expect people to do anything for you. just keep doing your stuff. but i guess that is what is called experience. it should be something like this - you should be like that rubber ducky which baths with you, makes you happy [it is still not expected to feel happy that it did at any point of time made you happy though becasue it after all is a rubber ducky], it should be on your discretion how much you play or not play with the ducky or how much you kick or not kick the ducky. It should keep nice smiling beak of its on for you. It should be that sort which should feel bad when you feel bad but should not feel bad for itself. and if at any point of time you feel that the rubber ducky is unhappy you should make it recall that it is an "artificial" ducky and that everybody in the world, your folks, your friends know that it is just a ducky. finally it should remember that it is a rubber ducky.

and as a friend demanded, and if it would not have been for the financial obligations, today i would want to close this blog too.

08 May 2006

water is life

there is this couple who lives a floor above us which would hopefully be my floor in near future. :D so today's post is dedicated to this female who loves water so much that she don't realise that she needs and uses 80% of the water that the overhead tank worth 500 liters holds till brim in the morning. And 80% is a figure which is not an approximation. It is calculated factual amount. and this is over and above the water than she uses over and above the municipal supply.

she considers water so holy that she thinks that it would cleanse everything of its impurity [we sometimes are scared that she might even manage to cleanse it of its purity in the process]. sometimes it seems like she is making sure that water should get extinct from the face of the earth. let me give you some real-time examples where she has find usage for water:-

1. she washes her curtains once in a week
2. she washes her floor mat when someone sits on it
3. she washes her newly washed clothes if someone touch them while they're drying
4. she throws away all the water if it is a night old, she don't even use it to clean the floor
5. she cleans the floor everyday with fresh water
6. she changes and wash her clothes everytime she goes to the loo
7. she even washes her and her husband's leather shoes
8. i heard that she once washed even the TV remote control

these are just a few... mom has tried to talk to her about the water wastage but she simply don't seem to understand and realise that she is actually wasting water and doing nature, society, everyone and herself some harm

04 May 2006

on uttsy's orders :D

ok, i don't do tags

but i decided to do it, that too 2nd time. why?

3 reasons:-
1. because uttra did me [i mean tag me, u perverted minds :p]
2. because she is a hottie
3. because she is another hot cake keshi's friend

so coming back to the tag. what is it all about? ummm... lemme go back to utts' blog :D 'name 10 of life's simple pleasures that you like the most'. now it does not say if you have to have experienced those pleasures ;) thus the reason for the evil grin --> :D

so here goes:-

1. jenna jameson :D
2. porn movies
3. females in revealing outfits
4. discussing females with mates
5. sexy cartoons :D
6. mangoes
7. flowers
8. rajma/kadi chawal
9. bathing
10. sex

which one of the 10 do you like most? ;)

01 May 2006

the bathing apparatus

i posted it later on - please have a look on this ---> link

there are 3 essential items in indian bathing apparatus


1. the bucket
2. the mug
3. the underwear

i have seen these firangi blokes [and babes too ;)] bathing without any of these essential items of the presumed indian apparatus and have always been perplexed [delighted when it was babes] by their absolute ignorance to the necessity.

so i today decided to bath. i mean in the evening. i mean without the apparatus. i mean the 3rd item of the apparatus :D:D:D [and i must add that this is not the first time that i had bathed without the one or more or all of the items but it is however not at all frequent]; and i should admit that it was a great feeling. the cool water flowing down the body while playing hide and seek is funny as well as refreshing.

so tell me about your experience when you experimented with any of the item of the apparatus ;)



PS. and to those vanity fair snobs, every true blue indian has always [for some or more time] bathed with this apparatus.

technical reasons for my not letting the items:-
1&2 - that is because the shower takes input from the overhead tank with has all the heated water and no i do not have a water-cooling solution at home.
3 - [can't think of any] [okay, embarrassment] :D