the decadence

those were the days when i used to get bored of the long hours that didn't seem to pass when the barber was doing his skillful wonders with my hairs. and now seems that he is done in less than half the time. :( [but then it is ok, loss of quantity at head is compensated by quantities elsewhere... lol, total perversion ~ after all the text is derived from the title]

those were the days when i inhaled to see my the 3rd pair of the six packs. otherwise 4 were ever-visible. the rough hard board is now slowly being replaced by the lovely soft tyre :D

those were the days when the li... let it be ;)

there was another thing that i was thinking about when the hairs were being cut. can't recall it now...

i have to watch omkara. it has got great reviews, nice invectives, extensive skin show and good base storyline. it is one of those very few hindi movies which give me good vibes. this is the next one after dil chahta hai.

disgusting topic

if you are great looking female and you want to put off leering burf, what do you do?

you just say, "bhaiya aap jara apna thela hatana {brother, please get aside along with your ass}"

i mean it absolutely, absolutely means totally puts burf off. burf won't look at you again, let alone leer or anything.

i just don't understand what is it with some females. they will smile and all and then they will [maybe to show off to others] call you names. totally disgusting. i don't feel like writing anything else, out of disgust from this topic.

now a very important update:-

i have a web-address of my own now and it is :-

www.burfe.com

:D:D:D

although it does not have content at this moment but i am thinking on those lines. am open to comments, suggestion, questions, ideas everything. please send them in.

subject of rage

why do biharis get enraged when you call them 'bihari'?

why do keralites get enraged when you call them 'madrasi'?

and most funnily why do this friend of mine gets enraged when i call a female female.

i think you generally don't like a word or thing because you associate it with some dirt.

she even goes on to the length of calling it derogatory. i mean i use it like any word. i just substitute it the word girl with female, for example, sexy female, hot female, lovely female :D. it is absolutely a harmless substitution. and i don't even doubt my mannerism. maybe she doesn't just likes the sound of it but it sparks this argument in my mind - what about it?

an update, today there is this email doing rounds in our company which has a pic of benazir bhutto sitting on a couch in a absolutely small skirt. outright sultry legs, i must say. i am still trying to pick up my jaw :D

make money from your blog

internet is a huge industry at this moment. we all probably know that. but what we all may not know is that blogging is becoming a huge industry into itself. for most of us, it might still be a privy to our personal thoughts under the cloak of anonymity but some are turning it into their full-time jobs. although these are just the very few but those sort of people are already there.

so to cut the long story short, let us ask "how?"

the simplest and the hardest way is to sell ads. on your blog

but why would anyone pay you for putting his/her ads. on your blog. because you get a great number of visitors on your blog who might land up on the advertisers' too and generate revenues for them by whatever means.

but if you don't get many visitors, then? then you can just refer a friend and ask him/her to sign up and you get the commission for the reference and the friend gets it to refer his friend and his friend to his friend and thus the chain goes on. simple.

so being my friend, you --- click here and sign up --- :D

cheers [though i will explain this all sometimes soon]

some of them

some people are just over-sensitive assholes

they can make fun but can't really take it

the boring unusual

today i would comment on something else and not the usual...

today i will talk about, boobs :D lol

okie okie, if you are a girl and if you feel like baying for my blood, then please wait for a moment. i really have something else on my mind, yes yes - other than b**bs

the farce that is going on all the news channels for last 2 days [major part of the weekend]. there is this 4-5 year old kid from some slum who are rescued from the bottom of this hole which was 55-60 feet deep after 50 hours with assistance from local laborers, villagers, the village panchayat, local police, army, all the 33 news channels [pardon me if i excluded some from this count], the cheif minister and his state cabinet plus his local political party activists and yes, not to forget 300 million indians who receive cable tv. when the boy was finally up in the arms of his folks, the honorable mr. cm too took the way out of his ordeal of sitting in the sun waiting for the penultimate success of the rescue mission waving to the cheering crowd for his invaluable contribution [of watching].

i just want to know why was everybody so interested in that kid when:-

* the village panchayat, or the villagers probably didn't know who the kid was and probably won't ever care in future until and unless national geographic post his pic on their cover [even then maybe it would be well 2 decades before anybody would re-discover him... to maybe let him be]

* local police, when they wouldn't give a damn if the cm's son would have run over half a dozen such slum dwelling kids

* the news channels, when they know there are hundred thousands, if not million such kids dying of hunger in some remote part in orissa

* cm [and the entourage], when they don't care a dime about millions such waiting in eternity for the roti that is very well safeguarded in his swiss accounts

maybe the army genuinely was...

but why am i wasting my blog space on this? maybe because it is free ;) but that is it, back to usual interesting news from next post onwards - the evergreen b**bs

:D:D

(c) the best appreciation

personally i don't really believe what these guys are trying to say but they have issued a web-release regarding the value of silver. they say that the prices of silver appreciate the most. it is better than dollar, no doubt, but they say that it is much better than gold as well. they are trying to talk about the appreciation rates of various things, from dollar, to gas to gold to silver. and they are of the opinion that silver, today, is the best investment of all. i would suggest you to have a serious look at this claim.

perils of being popular

problem with telling people who are your office mates is that then you can't write your straight-from-the-heart posts [read creepy posts :D]. those who aren't office mates can't do much harm. after all kesh won't go tell my boss, "hey burf's boss, look what this stupid fellow is writing about girls, racks and cabinets on his blog" :p like the way it is happening with me. sandy knows about this blog and most probably she would be checking it out once in a while and if she reads that i am checking out the babes in the other companies in our building and writing about their talent, it could be a bit embarrassing. anyways, i will still go on with it ;) albeit with smaller doses :D

i want to go out. their could be some time for a program next month. but neither manu nor prashant are available as both have some scheduled programs on that weekend.

and now the usual cribbing part - i don't have work, i don't have great salary, i don't have female[s :D:D] to go around with... sighhhh...

:D feels better :D

(c) creadit card - a decision

credit cards are becoming more and more popular then they already are in our society. there is this simple funda behind credit cards. you can buy stuff on credit and don't even pay interest if you are using it judiciously and paying the amount back within the stipulated timeline. there is this company who are doing a web release and they sell the credit cards. they are like DSAs in our country where their executives can be seen forging for customers outside any big business establishments. anyways, credit cards have their advantages and disadvantages. they can land you in trouble if you can not practice self-restraint but they can help you with savings and infact buy you awards for spending money if you understand the process.

dedicated to soo

we all know that through the lifetime people change. we also know that the perceptions change. but it seem strange when the perception of people [or a person] change fast.

let me order how my perception for soo changed.

first, beautiful
then, rude
then, reader
then, nice
then, sharp

it might still change or rather it seems to be moving certainly.

this girl is who i know since a bit longer but started talking to much later. the striking similarity with her is that that she can't seem to tolerate those females which i certainly can not :p

painful life

"In front of the adjoining ward sat Tarun Acharya's distraught mother. She had been sitting there for the past hour or more. Volunteers came up and offered her bottles of water or offered to call her relatives. But nothing could help. She knew her son had been injured in one of the blasts. Someone had called to tell her that. She also had information that he had been brought to the Sion Hospital. But she had looked in every ward and could find no trace of Tarun. And till 10.30 pm she had not found him." (taken from this rediff.com article)

at this moment, i am disgusted and sad. disgusted because i don't think those who died in mumbai such brutally do not deserve to die and because they are not being helped the way they should. sad because there is so much mayhem, so much blood, so much pain and unhappiness. i wish that i am able to help those who are in pain...

please check out with people who are in mumbai. there are 4 people who i know in mumbai. i have got information about 2 who are good. hope the other 2 are good too.

are we humans are so bad that we deserve to see such ugly facet of life?

the effort percentage

there are these two guys who have joined our office. both are rich kids and been to US and UK respectively for elongated studies.

so today there was this debate which started from the right age of marriage. and this guy who has been in US for a long time said that 28-29 is too early an age to get married. anyways, the debate ensued and it reached a point where he stated that you can pick up girls anywhere from malls to shopping plazas to pubs and all. i said it is not possible in india to which he asked "have you ever tried?" and i was like, "ummm... mmm... ummm... mmm... mmmummm...", this is where i was stumped. then there was this wave of realisation. it is like i have never ever even tried to pick up a girl in a shopping store. then there were these points thrown about the success percentage and all but the fact remains that even if the %age is meager 5% and you try 2 females per weekend, you land up with your 1st within 5 months which is great, looking at my fabulous track record at being single ;)

a short, balding guy that i am, i am sure it is not possible now but the point is no body is asking to go ask an aishwarya clone. and anyways the effort matters.