worst

the worst form of waiting is waiting for the unknown. when u don't know if the one/thing you are waiting for would come along.

first you wait [depending upon the tolerance levels] and then you start cribbing. when you know that the one who has committed to come then it is better and easier because you know that you would get a prize for the person being late ;) [either you would vent your heart out or you would make out >:)]

but that doesn't make the wait part any less disgusting

under-rated

if an experiment, no matter how novel, is not being adopted by the 1-pence-a-stool crowd, it is not financially viable. :D

thus i shall bring some novelty to my ultra-talented but somewhat underrated jokes blog by introducing alternate content such as tech news :D and else into it.

let us see

two

check out the blogs of these two daughter-in-laws [bahu] to india:-

daughter-in-law 1
daughter-in-law 2

damn

the problem with all the better females is that they are all taken

:(

burfi jokes update

done huge changes to my jokes site.

you can comment and/or demand :D on that site and although it looks more like a blog at this moment it will get better as i will be working on the template thing later.

sad

This is a sad sad new for us and for our country.

This guy was an IIM-L grad. and honest.

head

how do u handle this?:-

you are missing someone but the image forming in your head is of someone from past.

are you actually missing the one from past or do you want the one you are missing to be the one from past or is it just that you feel the one you are missing looks like the one from past?

lawsuit

imagine this:-

you are doing a part-time gig in a huge departmental store on a cash counter when this babe who got these huge [:D] and deepest of cleavages comes over and while caressing your left cheek asks for the 100% discount on the latest xbox launch. as an obvious result you find yourself getting screwed by the floor manager and then loosing xbox workstation worth of your savings.

now the point:-

can you sue the plastic surgeon who did the implants which ultimately resulted in your loosing your precious savings [not to mention, the mental agony of being not able to get your own xbox]?

answer: -

in india, NO
in US, ummm... maybe, i wasn't sure about this till i saw this thing about prempro lawsuit. this is some legal company and they first tell you about all the kind of medical things pertaining to negligence or bad quality products and then how you can hire them to sue the respective companies. incredible...

change

i am looking for a change

and i visit the following looking for it:-

Naukri
Timesjobs

while going through some jobs related search i landed upon this Finance and Accounting Jobs page for this recruitment company and was wondering about the level of customisation these people get into. i mean even naukri attempts this kind of thing but as there is always a plethora of candidates in india so they don't have to care about individual servicing.

dogs

have you ever lost a pet?

it wasn't exactly my pet, but there was this street but clean and nice looking dog. i don't like pets in my house. but i like animals, especially dogs, a lot. but they bring a lot of pain when they are lost or gone...

was amazed to see that these firangs have businesses where they even sell pet ID tags. if i could have found some such in here, i could have bought a couple for those who love you endlessly even when you don't them into your house in chilly[read lovely :D] delhi winter nights...

delhi

if you like delhi and have some interest in history...

anyhow, i loved

The City of Djinns

by william d.

harmless

have you ever heard these kind of dialogues:-

edward: duel! before sunset!!! and i will transform your to smithereens
jack: done, smithereens, my ass

please pay attention to the closing phrase by jack. most of us use some such phrase in maybe different contexts but for same desired effect.

so what are these phrases:-

when we are with brothers-in-arms: @#$% :D
when there are girls in company: aisi ki taisi ;)

but do we ever use any such phrase when home and with folks? i today realised that we do use a phrase which could be labeled a substitute.

"gadhe ki puch"

incredible as it may sound, but somehow it struck me today after all these years. and now examples:-

me - "i am the most hygienic and clean person in this household"
sib - "you and clean!?! gadhe ki puch"

me - "do you know how popular i am in college with girls?!"
sib - "shakal dekhi hai, gadhe ki puch popular"

now, since the time it struck me, i am in this dilemma if i should persist using this phrase which sound harmless and at the same time let me enjoy the pleasure satanic verses bring or should drop it and bask in the glory of not using any invective (at home).

error

a subjective statement:-

girls are impossible

(oh i got an idea for another topic, here it goes:-

why, of all the subjective statements, will a girl not contest the following one?:-

girls rock

my answer - i don't know :-/)

so back to my initial statement...

i don't like sarcasm. neither do i use it. but a big fraction of people would comply to the fact that it is a tempting way of gaining sadistic satisfaction. i try to not give in to this temptation (easily) but sometimes it is just pure fun ;)

so, why do girls always hear what they should not? understand (misunderstand) what they should not?

well, my answer to my own question is - prototype level error

so what's the solution - live with it

something

when will i be happy doing what i am doing. i mean in my last job i worked like hell but wasn't satisfied. in this one i don't do anything (virtually) but i am not satisfied. how can i be satisfied?

maybe satisfaction isn't in my hands. but then let's ponder about something else - "creativity".

i mean, if you try you can be humorous. and that's creativity and that's a challenge. no matter how much have i tried, i could never be an original humorist. sometimes i think about writing some funny article but it beats me. two guys who i found humorous are:-

mr. mediocre
arzoon

i am trying...

the survey

these days the India Today people are showing results of some survey done by God knows which agency. the result shows indians to be the least interested in sex kind of creatures. i mean i know that the figure 1 billion does not represent "the interest" but then come on... even if we deduct half a billion lot which presumably would go hoarse calling for my head if i would attempt to anyhow call them even similar to the other half a billion promiscuous lot, it would be much more than the global percentage that represents "the interest". i mean okay, even if we admit that the average age for loosing virginity is much more than the global average but then every body would surely be taking pride alongwith me in admitting that it is going down everyday so as to reach the age below the global average (pun intended).

hey, before continuing on this grave topic further, i need to ask, why do females look so hot in skirts???

so back to the topic. do indians really don't indulge in extra-marital affairs or it is that the females surveyed lied outright to bring the percentage figure down for india. if that's that case then three cheers to them all. our image is saved.

but what worries me is the figure which reflects the average number of times indians indulge in love making. i mean if the figure is so low then where in the world are all these kids coming from?

burfi jokes

this is my 102nd post, my b'day post being the 101st, lucky eh... ? :D

lots of wishes (tnx everybody) and some out-of-the-league gifts later i feel good :D

so to keep this nice feeling on, i worked on a new website which is modeled on a blog but which has some unique features:-

1. it is a happy site, it will have jokes and forwards (inspired from those posts of alice which make me and everybody laugh)

2. although it is modeled on a blog but it actually is an actual website. sometimes back i proposed getting myself a website, so this is the 1st step towards that. :D

3. it is not a weblog. so no comments (as of now). Also, all the comments and suggestions by my dear blogging friends and visitors may be diverted to my blog.

i am including a permanent link to this website called Burfi Jokes in my sidebar ------->

thanks :D

less than 5 hours to my b'day, yay!

:D