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29 August 2005

downtime

i am down with viral fever :( which explains my absence from the blog scene...

my home PC is down too...

i don't know when things would be up and running and fine and rocking?

24 August 2005

hate

i really hate drunkards. and the worst comes when your have one such as your neighbour with whom you have to interact on the regular basis because of the car parking issues. and what makes you feel desperate is that you can't kick his ass because the assh*** has got a family who are probably more screwed and plus you have got folks who are unwilling of the escalation of the matter.

am i over-reacting cuz i don't liquor at all or does everybody hate drunkards?

22 August 2005

alarm bells

a perverted quote :-

"
what should ring alarm bells in your head?
when you start thinking a female so holy that you can't have sex with her.
"

:D :D

21 August 2005

reviews

i guess there is some problem with the movie reviewer of TOI. Nizhat Kazmi; I have been following his reviews for quite some time now. Although i just watch only 5% of the movies, but i feel that he is being paid by big banners to rank heir movies high. this week he gave barsaat and my wife's murder same ratings. i mean they are 2 absolutely different movies (yes, 2 different hindi movies). i saw my wife's murder and it is 2 hours in length, no songs and very powerful performance by anil kapoor and over all a better movie. and barsaat must be a same old stupid bollywood drama. i am pretty sure mr. kazmi can make that out but i guess he doesn't like to put in any effort in doing the correct review as he is sure that his real bucks will come from giving 4 or 5 stars to a big banner release.

transactions

do you ever tally the transactions in the quarterly statement that comes from the bank. i mean, if there are 100 transactions listed in the quarterly statement, do you ever do a total of the figures to check out if the total at the end is correct or not? do you check out if you really carried out the transaction worth 450 rupees that is tucked so indiscreetly between your all perfectly correct looking transactions? in am not doubting the scruples of the bank, but human errors have always been the order of the day :p

:D

20 August 2005

crib

i have an urge to crib like a girl, today (sorry girls), so here it goes:-

i did a mistake today; it was that i tried to start a debate with someone who can't take criticism and over and above that if you speak something that doesn't support what the one is trying to say, then you are going to piss the one off ...crappy attitude ... but hell, who is cribbing after all?

enough of it (cribbing) now... may be i will buy a book today :D

:D

19 August 2005

cute

it's cute the way your sis crib that you are not giving her enough money on rakhi :D

:D

18 August 2005

yay

i've got a brand new digital camera [a Sony (yes, i am a big Sony fan :D) s-60] for myself. although i still have to get it under my palms ;) but i have got the confirmation that purva has bought it already and she will be coming back by the end of August \:D/

:D :D

17 August 2005

the way

isn't funny the way we go back in to our shell, the way we mend our ways or shall i say we control our ways, the way we react or the way we deny pro-acting, or even the way we don't react at all, the way we do things like eat, move, talk, stare or the way we don't do them... when someone from the yellowed reams reappear?

12 August 2005

seo

The other day Prashant has posted an article about something called an ego-search. It was something about searching about yourself in Google and getting your name, website in the echelons of the search results. Actually this concept in itself is a huge industry in internet domain. Companies pay huge amount to advertise with search engines and pay even more to make their site listed higher and higher in search engine results.

This is SEO – search engine optimization. This is the concept where a person tweaks the content of his website so that whenever somebody searches for particular keyword, his site jumps as the 1st search engine result. Actually Google, AltaVista, Northern Lights, Lycos or any kind of search engines have some algorithms in place. The crawlers (software search programs) search for the keywords (that the user has entered) in the web pages based on these algorithms. The web pages which provide the matches most suitably are returned in the result.

Now what this SEO services person does is, he manipulates the content of the homepage of your website in such a way that your website always figures in the result set of a search.

This is not magic; it is just that a phrase is spelled in a unique way and repeated a particular number of times on the web page.

Although there is much more to SEO that this but I guess I have tutored the basic concept in a nice fashion. Ladies and gentlemen, please comment on my newly acquired tutor skills along with your questions if any.

:D

dudh

The other day somebody was telling me that researchers in US have deduced that most people in India are highly lactose intolerant.

Then I went on to understand what Lactose Intolerance is and I found it very funny when I found out what it is. I mean it is funny, looking at the way dudh is always considered as a part of our tradition, to term us as lactose intolerant.

11 August 2005

news

my reaction to this:-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4140692.stm

is:-

kahani bana rai hain - PR exercise, unke baski apne soldiers ke liye kapde aur coffin banwane to hain nai, MC, cruise banayenge

what is your reaction?

09 August 2005

girls :D

i guess the movie Yahaan has a background of insurgency in Kashmir and all...i don't understand how in the world that actress is able to wear those cut sleeves, capris and all those sleek ;) western outfits :D

?

:D

07 August 2005

hoardings

The other day i was coming back from DND Flyway. Have anybody seen that Sahara computers model. Uff... one word :D. she looks directly at you and you just try hard to remember that your car is precariously steering towards the wall ;)

and then sheetal mallar in the blender's pride ad hoarding, icing on the cake as the toll road ends... :D

:D

04 August 2005

assignments

i have some part-time paying writing assignments, if you would be interested in doing them, please drop in a comment.

03 August 2005

website

i am considering having a full blown website of my own which would have my blog, and my new photo blog (it is still in its concept stage :D) and some page that i am thinking about, let's see how and if it happens.

:D