water is life
there is this couple who lives a floor above us which would hopefully be my floor in near future. :D so today's post is dedicated to this female who loves water so much that she don't realise that she needs and uses 80% of the water that the overhead tank worth 500 liters holds till brim in the morning. And 80% is a figure which is not an approximation. It is calculated factual amount. and this is over and above the water than she uses over and above the municipal supply.
she considers water so holy that she thinks that it would cleanse everything of its impurity [we sometimes are scared that she might even manage to cleanse it of its purity in the process]. sometimes it seems like she is making sure that water should get extinct from the face of the earth. let me give you some real-time examples where she has find usage for water:-
1. she washes her curtains once in a week
2. she washes her floor mat when someone sits on it
3. she washes her newly washed clothes if someone touch them while they're drying
4. she throws away all the water if it is a night old, she don't even use it to clean the floor
5. she cleans the floor everyday with fresh water
6. she changes and wash her clothes everytime she goes to the loo
7. she even washes her and her husband's leather shoes
8. i heard that she once washed even the TV remote control
these are just a few... mom has tried to talk to her about the water wastage but she simply don't seem to understand and realise that she is actually wasting water and doing nature, society, everyone and herself some harm
she considers water so holy that she thinks that it would cleanse everything of its impurity [we sometimes are scared that she might even manage to cleanse it of its purity in the process]. sometimes it seems like she is making sure that water should get extinct from the face of the earth. let me give you some real-time examples where she has find usage for water:-
1. she washes her curtains once in a week
2. she washes her floor mat when someone sits on it
3. she washes her newly washed clothes if someone touch them while they're drying
4. she throws away all the water if it is a night old, she don't even use it to clean the floor
5. she cleans the floor everyday with fresh water
6. she changes and wash her clothes everytime she goes to the loo
7. she even washes her and her husband's leather shoes
8. i heard that she once washed even the TV remote control
these are just a few... mom has tried to talk to her about the water wastage but she simply don't seem to understand and realise that she is actually wasting water and doing nature, society, everyone and herself some harm
10 Comments:
Its a disease seriously,she is suffering from this thing whereby people get extra paranoid about dirt etc ,she really needs to go to a psychiatrist and take medication,unless u don't want to die of a sevre drought ,one of my neighbours used to wash her hands every 2 minutes..and wash the entire house after the maid cleaned it just because the maid walked past it.
By Anonymous, at May 08, 2006 5:07 PM
Try blocking water supply for the while building for a day or so...
Bahut maza aayega ;)
By Ar Ar Ar Arrrrr, at May 08, 2006 9:40 PM
nai nai its really a disease she might panic beyond what u think wd be fun
By Anonymous, at May 08, 2006 11:25 PM
Aysa Bhi Hota hai...Maan!
By Ankur Sethi, at May 09, 2006 1:09 AM
**she even washes her and her husband's leather shoes
WTF!
**i heard that she once washed even the TV remote control
now that has to be a lie...or was she embryonically challenged..then I can u'stand that...
do one thing...go to her door and yell at her saying this...
'one more event of wasting water, and I will set ur house on fire on a fire-brigade holiday...and I can be a suicide water terrorist'
Keshi.
By Keshi, at May 09, 2006 8:22 AM
anony - she sure is crazy in case of water
arzoon - uske liye muje apne ghar ke pipes block karne padenge
ankur - ji sir
kesh - yea sure, u mean set my own house on fire, lovely ideas dear, very much expected of u :p
By burf, at May 09, 2006 9:40 AM
lol its supposed to be a threat...not a real act duhhh...twas expected of ya!
Keshi.
By Keshi, at May 09, 2006 10:54 AM
what if says - yea do set it, we will again wash it back to life, or better on we will make water-walls - ?
dumbo
:D
By burf, at May 09, 2006 11:16 AM
ok then deal with that idiot of a neighbor of ur's!
Keshi.
By Keshi, at May 09, 2006 11:29 AM
~laughs~
She seems like a cleanliness freak!!
All the best days for the remaining dayz wid her..
:)
..Me
By Rose, at May 09, 2006 5:44 PM
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