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27 October 2006

you know?

you know when do you look beautiful?
when you tilt your head
you know what do you do when you tilt your head?
you don't blink
you know what do you do when you dont blink?
you curl your lips sweetly
you know what happens when you curl your lips?
the dimples seem to form
you know what happens when dimples don't form but i see them?
you want to make me fall in love

26 October 2006

(c) Investing in Silver with Monex

If you think you are making some of the best investment decision by investing in mutual funds and share markets and getting the best returns possible then you would be very surprised to know that funds and capital markets are some of the lowest paying markets. If you have never thought about expensive metals such as Gold [bars and biscuits] and Silver [silver coins and ignots - they are generally silver ingots of pure bullion cast in a convenient size and shape.] as an alternative then think again. In fact Copper, which is not an expensive metal, is another one of the highest return giving metal.

Then there are some good companies as Monex which are into managing Investments in expensive metals such as Gold and Silver. So if you think that you need to look at better investment options then Silver should be your first target.

sex X 3

can someone please tell me how can i tell her that i want to make out with you, infact make love to you and then pretend that i don't want to or tell her i didn't say it with any intent, at the same time.

anuj was saying that he isn't in love [although he himself isn't very sure about anything either] with paro but she thinks that he might be in love with her. but as it is with all the females in this country, she is not going to sleep with him. the same old crap, i want to marry virgin stuff. some guys are blockheads too. they all want to be casanovas and husbands to virgins. if all of them are casanovas then how can the girls be virgins?

i don't understand why do all the dumb females who don't talk to me seem to have great boobs. i mean i know i aint that much a saint that i don't look at these anatomical marvels of those girls which are friends but why don't the friends have such mmmm rocking stuff [and then they show it to us guy friends for plain pleasure :D].

and a new friend just gave me an idea regarding the last post. why were the movements worded in the last post such slow and saintly? why not squeeze her in your arms grab her hair smother her mouth with yours and rock the daylights out? answer is i don't know, maybe because i haven't tried or maybe because i want to play safer.

i don't have a social life. i don't go out and meet new people, i hardly attend any party ever. and then i crib that i am not getting enough [read any] girls to lay. and then i am getting the same kind of comments from all kinds of people about getting a female. can anyone please suggest me an idea how can i get female[s] [to lay] without changing anything too much about my social activity [suggestion - your phone number would be of great help :p]?

23 October 2006

all the girls

i always thought that it was boys who have had a one lane brain when it comes about girls. no matter how serious and no matter how sentimental you are, they want to get over one particular thing and that is getting physical. they all want to know how it would feel to love the one they love [even if they really do]. i have always thought that boys want to fantasies the very first moment they set their eyes on a girl, the moment when they sometimes even fall for the girl. but slide or not they do start thinking about how it would feel to unbutton her shirt and feel her skin while holding her from her waist and nibbling her chin. such sweet images that drive them crazy start doing rounds of their head where they imagine themselves standing behind her back holding her from her waist and kissing her shoulders and caressing her love handles. and before they can stop themselves from thinking anything unholy about someone they love, they already are imagining lying naked in a warm bed with her with a candle flickering on the post, touching her breasts, their legs locked between hers, running their fingers through her hair and kissing her so slowly that time stops ticking.

i have always thought that girls don't really feel the way boys do. i was browsing through the sunday supplement of TOI when a hot cleavage engaged my roving eye and then the mention of her being a blogging diva made me read that article. she blogs under the pseudonym of abby lee. and i had her in my rss reader the very first post that i read on her blog. and since then i have been imagining and hoping of finding one such female (and she says that she receives letters from hundreds of girls who say that they feel the same way - i say where are they???).

19 October 2006

drivers

i just got a news that a huge and potentially fatal accident was averted on taj expressway. a tavera was coming at blazing speed and a hand rickshaw rider with a girl sitting in the rickshaw [most probably a student of amity] tried to cross the road without looking. the tavera driver braked down but still touched the rickshaw even when he did a frantic 180 degree turn. that rickshaw rider should be beaten blue. also that newly done but totally stupid u-turn cut should be blocked back. otherwise it is going to cost some dear invaluable life.

i am on a look out for a female who is both a dormant [non-aggressive - which implies that they drive with a certain impatience hence overspeed] driver and who keeps her side-view mirror on while driving. i mean how can you see both the rear ends on your car with one single rear-view mirror [which means either you are looking at the left end or the right end which is when the driver's on the other end is at fate's mercy]. their attitude is "c'mon show some gallantry, ladies first, and left and right too :D". this is ridiculous. i know men are also like that. so i ain't saying they are better drivers but what i am trying to say is that the percentage has to be good.

and for the records, has anyone ever met any happily married female who can be seduced too?

18 October 2006

my new rocking mp3 player

damn i am starting to love my mp3 player from the day one. i have just transferred some songs to it and i have just started playing them and now i can imagine why are people so crazy about their portable music players.

and the bad news is that i am not able to find the backup folder of the small list of some of my favorite songs. anyways i am going to compile all of them very soon. another bad news is that hey sexy lady isn't recorded nicely and i don't like it.

17 October 2006

pre-diwali celebrations

today amid all the pre-diwali celebrations, some families must have had something to really rejoice about. in fact today india had some judicial decision to rejoice about for days to come. the accused was convicted in priyadarshani matto case. everybody knows who raped and murdered her and then got acquitted too by the lower court. thank God, my country does have some sparks left which might lead the fire.

i ain't reading much these days. being online doesn't really help. in fact it is an indication that you are expecting something which is wrong.

a new kind of mat was brought home today. it has been transported from assam, i was told. and it looks and feels cool. i saw one such mat in sandy's place, i guess.

13 October 2006

movers of economy

you can either look at the girls or drive the car. doing both at the same time can lead to accidents.

with that i remember that girls are the major movers of the economy [no references to indira nooyi and such - with all due respects, they are just flash in the pans]. when i say movers of the economy i mean that half of the money is transacted in some or the other way because of them. here are some examples which support the percentile figure:-

1. last year more than 850 tonnes of gold was consumed in india. shall we dare look at the calculations? [850X1000X1000]gms X [approx. Rs.] 850, comes out to 722500000000 which after inserting commas looks readable as seventy two thousand two hundred and fifty crores. which means if all these females engroup they can buy tata out :O

enough of calculations, now some philosophical examples:-

2. petrol & automobile industry - more cars are bought and more fuel is consumed by guys to ferry their wives and girl friends from shopping markets [another keg in the wheels of economy] or their homes to and from their own abodes to keep the dollar always above rs. 40 mark

3. health & cosmetics industry - everybody knows about the story of fair & lovely and lux. no point repeating. but more and more money is being pumped into slimming centers and sauna belts and weight-loss medicines and what not by all these females into health industry. not to mention the number of guys suffering from heart diseases on the count of girls.

4. telecom industry - more guys buy mobile phones to talk to their girl friends and take broadband internet to chat on yahoo! with girl friends than those who take it for business. no wonder they say india has one of the fastest growing telecom industry.

5. advertisement - i wonder if i ever will shave my beard if they stop showing that hot babe in the gillette razor ad. i mean i have never understood the point of showing luscious thighs in potato chips ad or that eye-popper cleavage in that SUV ad or that skirt swirling gig in that pain-killer ad. but i guess i would indeed stop shaving and people will stop eating, driving and hurting themselves if any of these product stop showing these hot things in all the more not nothings :p

11 October 2006

Dengue prevention

homeopathic medicine called EUPATORIUM PERFOLIATUM 200 is named for the dengue prevention.

read more about it here:-

http://www.delhihomeo.com/php/treatment/dengue_pre.htm

and consult Homeopathy Doctor before administrating the drug.

please inform your friends. also, tell this to the poor workers and maids and all those poor people who you think might be highly susceptible because of their dirty living conditions and all.

(c) online university

now a days i don't feel like posting commerical posts, but what the heck, i don't mind kewl $5 either ;) anyways check out my old but new blog.

and emotional stuff anyways makes you unhappy. lay and go away, should be the motive. no point getting your life screwed :D

this is an university which is offering more than 75 graduate and undergrad courses and more than 15 certificate online courses. they are offering the courses in around 63 countries. so there is a big chance that that private small island of yours in the middle of nowhere would be served too :p and the best part is that they are online. you go home, switch on your computer, get a bowl of popcorns and maybe a pencil and a notebook and check out the new teach ;) and if you are the geeky types who like collecting degrees, it would suit you well too. so go ahead and enjoy the studies, first time in your life :D

10 October 2006

oldies

you know what is so beautiful about the old songs? i guess, it is like when you are sinking low and you are lying there, stationary and can't move, they flow around you like the scent and the background music is so subtle that it don't work you physically. it is like that the old ones give you the feeling of being at rest. they soothe your senses. you get intoxicated and unlike the latest fast ones where you feel drained, the old ones lend you some strength. like the one i've been humming today...

humne tujko pyar kiya hai jitna, kaun karega itna... kaun karega itna

~ the slower it plays, better you feel

08 October 2006

travel

writing, sighting, weeping, crying about life, i have ignored that all that while you sit there and expect things to come to you, you don't go and try to find them. i rue about this and i crib about that but i never really think about the fact, that there is no culture of world-watching [literally speaking] in our society. there are so less people who travel to experience.

"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page." ~ St. Augustine


In fact, whenever i go out, i go because it had been long time since i had a break. i travel to break the routine. i think travel can be the best profession because you would learn the most every day and you would face the unknown at every step. i think travel can teach you more than any other profession. it can teach you maybe music or motorcycle. and travel teaches you the most important subject - life. but it is important that you travel not as a tourist but traveler.

"A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent on arriving." ~ Lao Tzu


i don't think i would ever be able to travel the traveler way. i have responsibilities now and i will have them for another 20 years...

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~ Mark Twain

06 October 2006

some people and things

there is this house in my block where there is a wedding today or i guess tomorrow. so today when i was reciting hanuman chalisa, they were playing 'chalo chalein' from jism and we all know how haunting a song that is and that i don't really like to listen to it. i was reciting the chalisa hard and trying to keep my mind off basu's legs and sub-consciousness off the chords of the music.

i was thinking of closing my this blog but something happened because of a reaction to my last post which is why i think i would not be closing it because now if i close it, it would look like i closed it for someone which is not true because i was thinking of closing it in someone's dedication.

it is very funny how people meet, for how much time and how close they come and then they again go far apart. take for example a chat room. you haven't seen a person, haven't heard his voice and you meet because your mouse was not working and when you double clicked chatroom number 4, you were taken to chatroom number 5 where there was a person who just logged out when you logged in and in that moment of fumbling with the mouse clicks because you wanted to go back to chatroom 4, you send an offliner to the person. the person was sick of the chatroom which is why she logged out, but when she logs in another day she sees your offliner and reply you back. and you start talking... and stop after a month because she gets a lot irritated by your typographical mistakes and at that moment you realise it hurts.

04 October 2006

listed

if a girl is your age or greater than yours than she has to be charming [not necessarily all or at all instants]. but if she is charming and is not ready to fall in love with you then you are doomed to be damned. let me list two of them one of whom made a huge difference and one of them [who is not charming at all] causes some daily blemishes:-

first, the one who proved near fatal:-
1. creative
2. hypnotic
3. artistic
4. poetic

the second one:-
1. blabbermouth
2. you-feel-like-slapping-her
3. typical punjaban [no offense intended]
4. [the worst] no boobs


sinking feeling

prashant once said, "burf, don't you get so involved"

i said, "dont worry buddy, time will take its toll"

--

[he said that moving his head, and making a jaw design which he does when he has to imply hard that he is worried]. and time can really fade the stain but the blot once made never goes.


there was this girl in there today. her t-shirt said, 'no machine can read this bar-code' and it had a bar code drawn. i was just trying to read the bar code when she gave such a twisted look which said something like 'hey creepy-mister, don't look'. moreover people sitting with me said, "abey burf, ab itna bi mat ghoor yaar" [buddy burf, now don't stare so much]. now will someone tell this poor guy called burf, how can someone really read it if he is not let the thing to be read?

01 October 2006

how will i?

with alienation i buy me my freedom and i now can know how will i love you...

those lips which i can not forget, i will drink those phials of honey, i will kiss them, those luscious twins and i will touch those cheeks which quiver when you smile and look deep into the eyes which tell wholesome lies and i will also nibble at those lobes which stand hidden behind those locks whose mystery i would unravel with my fingers and with my fingers then i would take the sweet shocks which would prove to me the power of loving a non-mortal. those arms which i always longed to be locked in, i would hide myself in them and i will hide thou in mine. and i will then love you below the nape that balances the angelic face. in that fit of passion i don't know how would i kiss those fruits of joy those breasts beautiful and how would i hold you by the waist
which i beheld such many times and longed more than those times to hold and bring you closer, such close, that difference would loose its identity and identity its meaning when it would have us in its sights and then i would do the opposite of cease from kissing you and i would take those love handles which i have so often seen and held so close to my heart and those would take me to the spot in this universe where i would seek the convergence of my passions to seek peace; and with that desire of attainment of oneness with you would i enter you and lock my lips with yours to solicit the unification and thus would i not stop from loving you and loving you.