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24 January 2006

perfect silicon breasts and abhi bachchan's success - all fake

after the hugely popular demand :p to write about my first topic of intent for writing in the previous post, i googled for the definition of the implants for perfect breasts. i shall tell about the background of this almost socially enlightening event before embarking over the whole story. actually sometimes back there was this article in TOI regarding this metal [called silicon] which resembles gold in its color but renders much more attraction to the female form :D so, in this article, they have quoted this some world's number one cosmetologist or whatever they call this kind of doctor who plays with breasts to create more perfect breasts. and these TOI guys quoted him where he said something about the bounce, the form, the perkiness, the fall and what not. :D

but i had something else on my mind today. skirts :D yea, you heard it right. i mean i don't mind the length but sometimes it is tad embarrassing to look at those unending legs and at the same time think that she is just a kid [although i have met with revolt from both the genders who claimed to me that 16, or 17 or 18 is not a kiddish age nowdays]

now that i have started, i shall write about the other two topics too

abhi bachchan, i mean, delhi times, a few weeks back, reported that abhishek bachchan has record 19 flops to his name. and couple of days back they printed results of a poll which showed he is the most good looking dude popular with girls for the year 2005. i mean there are other much talented and much much more talented hunks out there who have seen near oblivion after giving just 2 flops or so [for example - arjun rampal]. and this guy has got another mutiple chances after 19 flunks just because he has got a megastar father. i mean if half of those many number of chances are given to a above-poor like me, i could have cracked IIMA too :p

and last, but not the least, a historical landmark in that hair-stylist's life, when he touched my hairs. almost enthralled, he said "aapne aajtak kabi dhang se baal nai kataye kya" :D i could feel his excitement which was so much in contrast with my pop's reaction "atleast one should look a bit better"

:D

11 Comments:

  • Is it sheer desperation or lack of anything remotely sensible that makes you write all this ?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 24, 2006 10:04 PM  

  • kya mast post hai baap !!!
    ekdum burfi brand !!!

    By Blogger ~ ॐ ~, at January 24, 2006 10:23 PM  

  • anony - u got it exactly right, mate ;) :p :D

    om - tnku bhai :D

    By Blogger burf, at January 24, 2006 11:32 PM  

  • AB jnr was all over the place in India this time.. with everyone claiming "oh, I always liked him!" but I like the way you put it.. 19 flops and another chance just because he's a bachchan.. never thought of it that way.

    By Blogger the cowlick, at January 25, 2006 6:44 AM  

  • whatever said and done,AB jr does have some charm and a bit of talent too..arjun rampal clearly cannot act ..whereas its true being a Bachan helped him and personally I too think this whole AB thing is overrated but it does not mean the boy is not given true credit od the ittle bit he deserves..some people are just born lucky and being unlucky or not is not someones fault..is it?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 25, 2006 7:47 PM  

  • Dear readers,
    This is in interest of a very good friend of mine,who clearly is missing something in his life (as is becoming increasingly evident from his recent posts),we all appreciate his talent with words but I am sure he is capable of more,so any of you nice girls that religiously commne ton his post but are nice enough to overlook or ignore the hidden desperation,I hereby take the honour and liberty to officially announce his "matrimonial call" for our dear "burfi"to you kind readers,and yes I am "less-asseted " for the honor thus have to ask you all..(fihaal toh girls hi dhoondh rahe hain hum)...baaki aapki shraddha...
    ;-)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 26, 2006 10:02 PM  

  • cow - hmm

    pinki - i mean why shld even girls like him?

    anony - if arjun rampal qould have got one fourth of chances that AB jr got, he would have been bigger than any newbie

    anony again - lol, tnx a lot mate :D u r a true frnd :p

    By Blogger burf, at January 27, 2006 9:08 AM  

  • u r most welcome "mate"..lets see how much help I was...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at January 27, 2006 3:11 PM  

  • nice ..'mast ' post burfi...and AB Jr is hottt...and arjun rampal is hotter...

    and is silicon really golden in color?????...funny...

    By Blogger alice, at January 27, 2006 4:50 PM  

  • pinki - no u dont becuz he is a loser other than maybe a few of those :p ;) :D

    anony - okie, let's see, what wld be ur punishment if it doesnt help in any way ;) [i have something in mind as ur punishment tho ;) :D]

    alice - :D silicon in its purest form is grey-blue; it is very rare in that form. it is found in the metal gold and its largely available form is silica-gel which altough can be of any color but is mostly gold/orange

    By Blogger burf, at January 27, 2006 6:52 PM  

  • Abhi baby had 19 flops my god..

    I think even Amitab had a series of flop initially..

    Forget that, Congress is planning to instate Rahul Gandhi for a Congress secretary post..

    Within 1st term of his MP period he is all set to get hold of good post & probably next term he may be the Prime minister too.

    There are so many people without background, just concreting thier foot hold by them self even after getting elected 5 to 6 times..

    this is pity a state of affair of our country.

    By Blogger Rupa (BNB), at January 27, 2006 7:36 PM  

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